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sâmbătă, 18 august 2007
difference between boys and girls
How a BOY withdraws cash from a bancomat:1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from a bancomat:
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.
vineri, 17 august 2007
How to clean a cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids.
3. Take the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. Caution: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" that I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, the Dog
usefull latin sayings...
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway - Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! - Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
My dog ate it. - Canis meus id comedit.
I don't want a toaster. - Furnulum pani nolo.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me. - Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
joi, 16 august 2007
some ads in newspapers...
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
miercuri, 15 august 2007
marți, 14 august 2007
duminică, 12 august 2007
sa nu ne plictisim citind :)
Horatiu Malaele - O gâză
eh? geniu sau nu? (eu oricum la geniu il pun:) )
eh? geniu sau nu? (eu oricum la geniu il pun:) )
sâmbătă, 11 august 2007
bancul zilei...
Un orb intra in bucatarie , si cautand ceva pune mana pe razatoare.
Pipaie in sus, in jos, la un moment dat se opreste si-si zice iritat : - Mah care dracu' a scris porcaria asta ?!?!?
[credits to adi petrescu][am ras singur 10 minute, si inca mai rad..]
marți, 31 iulie 2007
luni, 30 iulie 2007
dictionarul pentru prieteni
Noi cuvinte si fraze impreuna cu semnificatiile lor:
cicles (subst.)
- personaj (masculin se pare) a carui viata este primejduita de moarte
- expresii cunoscute: " sa moara cicles "
[ credits go to anca]
cassian (subst)
- alt personaj masculin, insa aparent cu radacini in canada, a carui viata este pe terminate
- exista sansa ca intre cei doi (cicles si cassian) sa existe o corespondenta
- expresii cunoscute : " sa moara cassian"
[ credits go to madalin]
a sede flexat(verb+adverb)
- expresie ce defineste impunerea imediata a unei stari de neimpacientare si euforie
- de asemnea cand este folosita intr-un grup, impune linistea conditionata, fara comentarii sau alte faze, membrului careia i se adreseaza
- expresii: " sezi flexat "," stai flexi "
[ credits go to adi-cretz ]
hitara mahica(subst)
- expresie constituita dintr-un subst si un adj, care prin utilizare repetata a devenit substantiv
- expresia defineste, prin influente latinesti, chitara nelipsita in excursiile de pe munte, care reprezinta de mult ori un bagaj suplimentar, inutil, de-a dreptul magic
- utilizare: noaptea prin bezna in lipsa de alte activitati, foarte eficienta in incurajarea grupului ca nu e nici un urs in apropiere
da-te-n brazi(verb cu directionare)
- expresie folosita pentru directionarea unui membru al grupului in vecinatatea padurii in momentele cand acesta iti sta in cale
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